Miss Guyana Universe

June 28, 2009 time: 10:30 pm

hi peeps,

here I am after returning from the miss guyana universe swim suit contest which was held at the catalane house. really, the end result for me is that it was an excellent experience.

first of all, they were late in starting the contest. I know there is this myth about guyanese.. well its not exactly a myth but more of a reality that we are always late. Personally, I am always late but only maybe by a few minutes. This show started ridiculously late. The entire audience sat there, and waited and waited and waited for probably 3 of the longest hours of their lives. I mean, for groups of people there, fun was experienced. Me, I sat there and absorbed every moment of it. I had two gunniess and went to the bath twice during that 3 hrs. You know what the worst part was, Mr. Labumba ended up blaming something else for the lateness. That in it self was an excuse. Honestly, if no standard is set how can you compete internationally? This single encounter of Mr. Labumba shows the incompetence of the organizing committee. If this committee is a failure then definitely the success of the girl for this year miss universe pageant will be hindered. All these girls were extremely beautiful, I tell ya, beautiful...I wish I could marry all of them.

Marry all of them; hmm...I wonder if that is also the case with the miss universe judges. Well, for one thing...physical beauty is going to be there for all the different delegates of the different countries. There is a distinct difference between a Chinese girl, an Indian girl, a latin, a white and an African girl. Several nations all over the world put forward girls that falls into one of this ethnicity. therefore, it comes down to the brains and the way in which this physical beauty is portrait. I heard the girls talk on ncn's guyana today show which sparked this definite interest into the pageant. honestly, I was never interested before. all of the girl failed in talking to the reporter. either the gesticulation was too much, or the construction of the sentence was bad, or some other part of the speech was not right. this is NOT a stab at the girls. I am sure that all of you are very intelligent. however, you need more practice in speaking.

I am a man that always moves forward. ok, so today we have these girls going up for the chance to represent guyana at the miss universe pageant. here we have a downfall in one of the aspects of the individual that makes her a complete and perfect human being...probably the most important part. so, what do we do? miss guyana talented teen is certainly a step towards getting this err remedied. however, its an incomplete plan. in any pageant there is competition and almost all these contestants use gifts that they were born with. this rare physical bodies of these girls which is accompanied by a brain that has the capacity to absorb and adjust needs to be improved. personally, peer groups and schools should focus on this. and the people coordinating these must know what their functions are and what the function of the pageant is about. it is not about the clothes, its about the girls making the clothes look good and developing the girls ability to speak well.

the platforms: I can't remember all the platforms but some were just obvious. HIV/AIDS-AWARNESS IS THE FIRST STEP....this statement is true but fuck, I think we are pass the stage of fucking awareness...every individual who is above the age of 12 knows what aids is. so, this is not going to work. DEFORESTATION...I think the person doing this will win cause barrat will push for this girl to tell the world about his forest's importance. if the girl wins miss universe (which wont happen) barrat's forest is sold! lol. she wont win cause its just like we are trying to put the forests of guyana on ebay!...lol. PRODUCE PRODUCTS LOCALLY-wont work...why should we make locally what we can import from overseas and it will cost cheaper?! sure, the money will stay in the country if we make locally but c'mon I do business, I buy from overseas is cheaper...thats where I take my goods. your most important point here will be to show the circulation of money (cash) and reference to the GDP. hmm, thats all I can remember.

if its one thing about all the girls is that they are all selfless. I say this because of the fact I got a pic with almost all of them...check the photos section. the thing is, if you cant control this selflessness you might end up finding yourself into much problems. it becomes a lackadacical attitude which is present in every Caribbean nation. there was one girl who I admired alot because of her attitude...she was great, would always make a great model for camera BUT she has to improve her walking...it was a bit too fast. the attitude part must be there to an extent...you must tell your self that you are better than all the others. then u start to look for their downfalls, and you win them by not making the same mistakes. maybe you will make different mistakes but you have a personal observer who is unbiased towards you and you will make only minimal and insignificant errors.

and one of the people there, judges or organizers, has gotta be cynical. dont you learn anything from that singing show on tv?!

ok, all for now.

good luck to the girls and hope you have a great time!

and I still wanna marry all of em! whoa!

Edit:

hiv/aids platform, reduce the spread of aids by encouraging masturbation and selling dildoos and fleshlight. that should help...lol.

i was thinking right. for hiv/aids is it that the people who are not hiv possitive the ones who do not go to get the test...like they know they got it and so they wont get tested. then hiv positive people live in denial and its only to the detriment of the other innocent people. so, get into the heads of those that live in denial by explaining their phyc.

crap, i had something else to add here but i dont remember now...ok, check for another update soon

edit:

i just remembered what the other part is that i wanted to put in. have you ever seen the movie "The girl is the cafe"? well, its a wonderful movie and i think if you wanna save the world, its one movie you should look at.